It came! And it is perfect!
And it even came with a little bag I like to call the "what-the-heck" bag! Don't even know what all this stuff is, but it is very cute and in a little bag so I am happy.
I successfully threaded the machine and proceeded to make a mind blowingly awesome little project - two pieces of fabric sewn together to make nothing!
Sorry. No sewing project just yet.
Baby steps, people. I threaded a sewing machine. I sewed a line of stitches. Progress.